- Some cake or torte or something involving lots of butter and eggs and chocolate.
- Two glasses of tawny port.
You can find the first item at your local gourmet grocery store, and a bottle of the second item at the nice little liquor store right next to it.
Cut the decadent chocolate thingy in half, and serve on two plates. Better yet, just buy two of them and serve them right out of the little gourmet store containers. Open the port, and pour small portions into two port glasses. If you don’t have port glasses, then just use some small wine stems.
Take a bite of one, followed by a sip of the other. Repeat until everything is gone, and/or your cholesterol reaches the four-digit range.
Serves two. Or one, you pig.